GRAEME SMYTH DRINKING CLUB - Official Website

That’s right – the Graeme Smyth drinking club is officially the UK’s largest drinking club, with a current membership of 55,000 people (and growing everyday).

Apart from the obvious advantages of; being able to look down upon non-members (or “scum” as we call them), and getting the chance to actually meet Graemeo in person, there are certain other perks:

1)      You will receive your very own club sash – it works like a membership card, only you can wear it to annoy "our Roman Catholic neighbours".

2)      You will receive your very own club “puke bucket” – we can even personalise it for you (or “pimp it” as we prefer to say).

3)      And best of al, if you wear your club sash into any bar or club in Northern Ireland, you will either receive a free drink – or a bottle in the face (depends on where you go!).

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Well, there are some basic criteria:

1)      You must be able to recite all the verses of the National Anthem and "shall we gather at the river".

2)      You must be able to talk at length on the subject “Ian Paisley is lundy scum”

3)      You must own your own liver

(please note that the poor, gays, and minorities in general, need not apply).